Please critique my poem?

I think a diagnosis of Tylerdurdenosis appropriate. Clearly an adaptation from Hound of the Basketoffruitovilles. The tale of an avenging citrus devil dog with questionable taste in exterior decor. Bag End? Is the central character in this prose Sherlock Hobbit Homes certainly the name has a ring to it. I think there must be something in the Y!Rules about the mention of Hobbits. Let me just consult my leather bound tome. Flick flick flick Ah Yes here it is Rule 56734 "Prohibits mention of Hobbit residences except in cirstances where Hobbits play a leading and ethnically diverse role." mmmmmmm I guess you just about sc by on that one. Hang on though! What this? Flagrant blah blah blah orange blah blah blah poetry section blah blah blah deleted account blah blah blah. Muhahaha muhahahahaha muhahahahahahaha muhahahahahahahahahahah muhahahahahahahahahah.